500,000 or Bust!

[dazedgonebye]

As some of you may know, I've set an arbitrary goal for myself to achieve 500,000 views before completing the world's longest PaD year (359 images in 18 months so far). I'm about 60,000 short and I only have a few day to go! I'm desperate to achieve this entirely meaningless goal!
To that end, I've included the keywords: nude, naked, women, and girls with all my images.

I wish to apologize in advance to all those out there seeking to improve their skills by viewing "art nudes."

To those of you just wanting to ogle a naked lady...Does your wife know what you're doing late at night?

[jude_53]

I don't have a "wife" and I cannot help my needs ... my desires .. my passions.. Sometimes I think I'm too obsessed with naked ..

wait, are we talking about men or women?

women?

oh

nevermind

[clickaway]

Well, my advice to you would be to go along to a studio and shoot the real thing!

You'll have 60,000 hits in no time

Failing that a blow up doll or a trip to a Red Light district...

Ray

[dazedgonebye]

...she got 700 hits overnight when the rest of the gallery (New Orleans) only averaged about 75 per image.



As far as I know Ray, they don't have rent-a-model studios around here. If they did, I would use one. That would also cause my wife to divorce me and ironically open up the possibility of actually being in a room with a naked woman again some time in my life.

[jude_53]

[camera0bug]

If you put your keywords in other languages, you'll probably hit your mark overnight.

Parlez vous nude?

[dazedgonebye]

Well, my use of nude and naked as keywords has not caused my hit count to skyrocket...but, I did catch the attention of one disturbed person who found a picture of my feet "stimulating."

[dkite]

Well, my use of nude and naked as keywords has not caused my hit count to skyrocket...but, I did catch the attention of one disturbed person who found a picture of my feet "stimulating."

You've just won the prize for the funniest thing I've seen all day!

[dazedgonebye]

I'll be out of town for the next couple of weeks, not posting. (Taking pictures in the Colorado mountains instead.)
That'll give you guys enough of a chance to click around and push me over the limit.
So, set you reminders in Outlook, stick a sticky note on your monitor, whatever it takes.
I'm expecting some serious charity/sympathy clicks!

[gpaai]

I have been putting together a portfolio for some time now and it is my wife that insists it is a female model (with creative nudity) that would round it out.

After some I have seen on PBase (model galleries) I'm not sure if I'm creative enough...

Gary

[dazedgonebye]

...of the fact that the naked women get all the clicks, and to a certain extent it's true. But there are a lot of great galleries out there doing better than mine simply because they deserve it.
Besides, far be it from me to discourage nudity, creative or otherwise.

[nomadicdragon]

Well, my use of nude and naked as keywords has not caused my hit count to skyrocket...but, I did catch the attention of one disturbed person who found a picture of my feet "stimulating."

LOL oh my god! that is definitely the funniest thing I've heard all day too.. *shakes head* people are uhm... strange... yea.. that's a good PC word for it lol

[dazedgonebye]

I go away for 2 weeks and the best you guys can do is 10,000 views!
Crap!
Now I'm going to have to post my images over the next couple of days and fall short!
I just want you all to know that now I'm a failure and it's all YOUR fault!

Where's that damn crying emoticon anyway?

[annayu]

[dazedgonebye]

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