Jeremy Rebel and French privacy

[jeremygood]

I go away for 2 weeks and look at all the fun I missed!

I find your cavalier attitude offensive.

[jeremygood]

I'm pretty certain I misspelled cavalier.

No offense attended to Cleveland basketball fans or Knights on horseback.

Turns out I spelled it correctly anyway.

Please pardon me for this unnessary and ill-conceived message, no offense intended.

[jeremygood]

"attended"????

What kind of idiot am I? I meant "intended" of course.

Wow, now I've offended myself. I'm such a jerk.

Damn, I did it again. I'm so stupid.

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