Adal,
I hear your pain and, since I'm such a good guy, I've decided that I can't just razz you and leave you there exhausted, panting in the corner. I am here to offer you a helping hand. The following is a list of comments (mostly in English) for you to use. They are short, easy to remember, and most importantly, clean:
1. Nice
2. Very nice
3. Fantastic
4. Fabulous
5. Awesome (use mainly on Americans - we've watched enough television to have a little 'California' in all of us)
6. Brilliant (use primarily on the Scots, Welsh, English, Irish, and probably the Aussies and Kiwis too for all I know)
7. Chapeau! (use on the French - and for you American monoglots, this is a short way of saying 'Hat's off to you, buddy!')
8. Bravo (for everybody else)
Feel free to toss in 'Dude' or 'Man' (with men OR women) for that modern sense of instant camaraderie. You should also sprinkle in some emoticons.
If you want to get people to learn some Italian, try these next two:
9. This is the best example of {insert Latin or Italian phrase here} on PBase.
10. This is the best example of {insert Latin or Italian phrase here} that I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. (should probably be used sparingly if you wish to maintain credibility).
I guarantee that these last two will have people scrambling for their Italian and Latin dictionaries!!
Now get some rest, take a hot bath, pour yourself a glass of wine, and get back in there, soldier!
Almost forgot the emoticon: